We just had a killer first month. And come May, we’ll be in Target, with many more retailers following suit. So lots to celebrate. And we like to party hard, so we’re making our entire website free for the first 5,000 lucky people to get through checkout.

 That’s right, everyone can choose any ONE full-sized product and get it 100% free. We’ll even cover shipping. It’s so free, we won’t even ask for a credit card. Or even an awkward hug.

The party starts Tuesday, May 7th. BUT, the exact time is a secret. We like to keep things a little suspenseful.  

We’ll announce the actual start time roughly TWO HOURS before the deal goes live via email, text, and social media. So sign up below and follow us on social to get notified of the exact time, day-of.

1. Sign up to get notified of the exact time. The early bird gets the protein. If you’ve signed up and/or followed us on social, you’ll get notified roughly two hours before the party starts. You can sign up for email and text notifications here. To follow us, go here: Instagram, Facebook, TikTok . Those are the ONLY places we will announce the exact time the site turns free—two hours before it happens, on May 7th, 2024. Remember, you must be one of the first 5,000 people through checkout. So whatever you do, don’t be fashionably late.

2. Have a fast, stable internet connection. Imagine the Boston Marathon suddenly turning into the 100 yard dash. When this party kicks off, every second counts and typically a desktop or laptop will have a faster connection than a mobile device.

3. Know what you want ahead of time. A little window shopping goes a long way. We have very limited inventory of clear whey protein, and we expect that to sell out quickly. If “something is better than nothing” to you, we recommend you choose a pre-workout or a regular whey protein product. Those are every bit as delicious and scientifically backed.

4. When you hit bot protection checks, breathe deeply and act like a human. If you mess up here, you’ll get hit with more hoops to jump through, so keep calm and carry on.

5. Set up “auto complete” forms in your browser ahead of time. You know—the “one-click-fills-out-all-my-name-and-shipping-info-etc.” feature. Google it if you don’t know what we’re talking about. This will shave off precious seconds on the home stretch.

6. If you aren’t fast enough to get a free product, still take advantage of our 25% off sale happening same-day. Party favor, consolation prize, participation trophy…whatever you want to call it, it’s a solid 25% off your entire order. And it’ll be available until 11:59pm MT on May 8th.

There you have it. The complete cheat sheet to help you become one of the first 5,000 people to get across the finish line. All without throwing any vicious virtual elbows.

Yep.

Well, it’s free to you. It’s going to cost us quite a bit. But we’re so confident you’ll love what you try that you’ll be back for more. And if not…we’ll either fire our marketing team, or hope this gets us some good karma.

Nope. We won’t even ask for your credit card. Simply add one product to your cart after the party starts, provide your shipping address during checkout, and hit “Complete Order.” If you do that faster than 4,999 other people, you will have just scored some seriously free product. If you’re not fast enough, don’t sweat—we’ll be running 25% off the rest of the site until 11:59PM MT on May 8th.

No. Until you complete the checkout process and get an “Order Confirmed” page, it’s still anyone’s game. Prepare for the very real possibility that 5,000 other people beat you through checkout. Especially because we’ll have bot protection in place, which can slow some bot-like humans down.

However: if the item you chose sells out, but 5,000 people haven’t yet checked out, you may still be able to change products and try again. We recommend quickly grabbing a pre-workout or a regular whey protein, as we predict our clear whey will sell out first. 

It might. In fact, we’re 96.3% certain it will. Or that it will at least get sluggish. We’ve had lengthy discussions with Shopify—our site host—about this, and they tell us it will hold. If the worst happens, you may have to reload your page, and you may even have to restart the checkout process. We wish we could be more helpful here…this part is out of our hands.

Nope. We’re saving this all for you.

We’ll refund 100% of your purchase price. And maybe shed a few tears.

But if you want to try another flavor, check out our sample packs!

Our all-star warehouse teams will be doing their utmost to get the goods processed and out the door within 5 - 7 business days. 

Unfortunately not. This is a one shot type of opportunity. But hey, 25% off starts right after, so don’t fret. 

Negatory. We want to share the love with as many people as possible, so we’re limiting it to one product per customer.